A Wednesday

A forwarded mail.If you who have seen the movie 'A Wednesday', You will understand this...

Project Manager Rathore :  kaun ho tum..??? kya pehcan hai tumhari ?

Unkonwn Caller :  Kaun hoon mein...mein vo hu jo aaj committment karne se darta hai, Mein vo hoon jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkar na kar de...

mein vo hoon jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

mein vo hoon jiski girlfriend usse friday  ko dus bar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? " mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi,  rathore saab... balki vo ye jaanaa chahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah end moment pe boss ke bulane pe mein saturdary ki date cancel to nahi kar raha...

mein vo hoon jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jae to...

mein vo hoon jo aksar fasta hain, kabhi Interviews ke sawaal me fasta hai , kabhi Badi companiyon ke jaal me fasta hai, kabhi boss  aur client ke bawaal me fasta hai.

Project office ki bheed  to dekhi hogi aapne rathore saab... us bheed mein se ko bhi chehra chun lijie.. mein vo hoon..

I'm the same old STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER....

What is Recession

A forward mail, I received...
 
This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs. He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and use to sale more. He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father.

Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"

The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic.  He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit.

The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of The Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think!!!

Baat karne se hi baat banti hain

Scams in India since Independence

1948 - Will not Die

Good work by the person who compiled it.

New Year

My mom woke me up early in the morning saying my nephew (he will be 6 years soon) is on the call and he would like to talk to me.
I took the phone and I hear the voice from other side, “Happy New Year, Mavayya”.
“Thank you, soooo much! Happy New Year to you too”.
“I am sending you a new year greeting card by post”.
“Oh! That’s so nice of you; you need our address to send the card by post”.
“Address? We have your Address”, I could hear my sister prompting him to say, “We have your address”.
“OK. I will also send you a greeting card”.
“When I gave a greeting card to my house owner grand father today morning, he gave me a Perk Chocolate. What will kids do when you give a card? They will tear it off. When kids give you greeting card, in return you should give them Chocolate. Mavayya, if you don’t know what Perk Chocolate is, ask grand mother she will tell you, she purchased one for me when she was here.”, replied my nephew.